I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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