I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Randomize
