no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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