there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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