why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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