Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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