She announced her abortion via fbk
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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