i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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