so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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