She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I lost the right to judge tonight
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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