i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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