do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
