Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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