got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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