Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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