Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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