how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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