garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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