YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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