margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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