Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Someone signed my nipple.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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