8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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