Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
