Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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