But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
