Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
im on a boat
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