you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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