I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
