we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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