I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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