I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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