In the future we'll all be gay
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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