HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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