So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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