Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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