god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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