So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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