I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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