I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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