I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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