he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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