omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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