Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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