What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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