Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
so much tequila, so little girl.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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