Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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