i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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