Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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