Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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