Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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